Facts

Name Breed How excited they are to greet me Do they like walking? Will they walk in the rain?
Duke English Bulldog Brings me a toy No No
Pippin Golden Retriever Cries and jumps Yes Yes
Atticus Portuguese Water Dog Wags tail Yes Yes
Patrick Goldendoodle Kisses Yes Yes
Clyde Yorkie The indeference of the elderly Yes, but I don't let him overdo it Yes
Bronx Pug Cries Yes Yes
Chang Pug Hides No No
Things I have seen a dog eat off the street, from least to most gross*
  1. Food
  2. Food wrapped in plastic
  3. Bones
  4. Poop

*Also horrifying, from a fellow dog walker: batteries

Names I have called the dogs